Too Clever quotes

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde

I'm hilarious

I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious

Robert Downey Jr got it spot on

You're very handsome, dont let anyone tell you any different - They don't.

Sexy Beast

Arrogance and temper

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

I am awesome

When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.